Friday, December 27, 2013
stars anywhere. And once I saw a moody whitefaced cow in the sage by the
road as we flitted by. It was like riding a railroad, just as steady
and just as straight. By and by we came to a town, slowed down, Montana
Slim said “Ah, pisscall” but the Minnesotans didn’t stop and went right
on through. “Damn, I gotta piss,” said Slim. “Go over the side” said
somebody. “Well, I will” he said, and slowly, as we all watched he
inched to the back of the platform on his ass, holding on as best he
could till his legs dangled over. Somebody knocked on the window of the
cab to bring this to the attention of the brothers. Their great smiles
broke as they turned. As just as Slim was ready to proceed, precarious
as it was already, they began zig-zagging the truck at 70 miles an hour.
He fell back a moment; we saw a whale’s spout in the air; he struggled
back to a sitting position. They swung the truck. Wham, over he went on
his side, pissing all over himself. In the roar we could hear him
faintly cursing with the whine of a man far across the hills.
“Damn…damn..” He never knew we were doing this deliberately, he just
struggled with his lot, and just as grim as Job. When he was finished,
as such, he was wringing wet, and now he had to edge and shimmy his way
back, and with a most woebegone look, and everybody laughing, except the
sad blond boy, and the Minnesotans roaring in the cab. I handed him the
bottle to make up for it. “What the hail,” he said, “was they doing
that on purpose?” “They sure were.” “Well damn me, I didn’t know that. I
know I tried it back in Nebraska and didn’t have half so much trouble.”
We came suddenly into the town of Ogallala, and here the fellows in the
cab called out “Pisscall!” and with great good delight. Slim stood
sullenly by the truck rueing a lost opportunity. The two Dakota boys
said goodbye to everybody and figured they’d start harvesting here. We
watched them disappear in the night towards the shacks at the end of
town where lights were burning, where a watcher of the night in jeans
said the employment men would be. I had to buy more cigarettes. Gene and
the blond boy followed me to stretch their legs. We walked into the
least likely place in the world, a kind of lonely plains sodafountain
for the local teenage girls and boys. They were dancing, a few of them,
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